“I am in love with Justin Bieber. [A duet] would make my life!” -Rebecca Black

SAVE YOURSELF JUSTIN!

I CAN’T STAND YOU BUT JUST RUN AWAAAAY.

RUUUUN LIKE THE WIND, JUSTIN!

NO! SAVE YOURSELF JUSTIN!

RUN JUSTIN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111